What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever found in your house after a party?

A sick friend in the bathroom!!!

I found a hair piece in my spare bathroom’s sink. The thing is…it could have belonged to a male or a female guest. No one called to claim it. Needless to say, this still creates a good laugh at family gatherings..

Oh my goodness! I had to be reminded! As I cleaned up the next morning I Was so lucky to find One-again I say one- very lacy black thigh high stocking (that did not belong to me).

The reason I was so shocked was that it was a very casual get together and where did I find it? On our newly felted pool table! Seriously! If you want to leave a gift for the hostess (namely me) the least you can do is leave a pair!

It truly was a very pretty stocking but one just isn’t gonna do me a bit of good!

We found an 8 inch diameter whole in the carpeting ( down to the wood floor) ! Someone had spilled melted butter that was served with the clams and our dog ate the carpet saturated with the butter. Sooo for the next day or two orange colored carpet (it was the ’70s) showed up in the yard !!!

Red cough syrup stain in the carpet.

Someone brought a sick child.

A pair of prescription glasses.

Asked everyone after the party

if they are missing their glasses.

Not one person is claiming the glasses!

Mystery to this day!

They’re still sitting in my lost and found drawer???

2 yrs.later. 

? i know, i hate it when kids get afraid. i feel so bad for them.  bugs etc. can be so scary. :catsad:  i guess the kids around here are used to them, but the webs can go up really fast and sometimes we just walk through them.  i can hear people on the street scream, then laugh.  then i hear, “it’s ok, it’s ok, it’s not on you. it ran away…”  

the webs are between cars and trees, between bushes, between signs, etc. so we don’t always see the webs,…we just FEEL THEM, and that’s when it’s TOO LATE!!! because now we know the spider is….somewhere...on…us!!!!! :heart:

? exactly! that has always been one of my favorite lines!!!!! too funny.:heart:

? hi doll, seriously, they are dinner plate sized spiders.:heart:

? eeeewwwwww!!! but kind of cool! :cattongue:

Pink vomit in the bathroom – my friend had been drinking cherry vodka. 

(Yuck!)

A senior partner at the law firm I worked at the next morning next to me:womansurprised::womanembarrassed::womanlol:

All these stories are so funny! I wish I had one to tell, too. Smiled all! ???

this was actually during the party… i live in new york and for some reason we have really big spiders here that spin huge webs all over the place in the fall.  these spiders place themselves right in the middle of the web and the spiders are big… dinner plate size big. 

so, sure enough, it’s halloween and there are giant spiders and webs on the front porch, on the back porch, between bushes, etc. during the party the lights were low and of course someone sees a spider in the web and says, “oh, cool decoration, it looks so real,” and touches the spider.   the spider of course goes into escape mode…fast!  my friend screams, jumps, spills a drink, and almost causes a stampede.  

those of us who weren’t running were laughing so hard we had to sit down.  cool decoration!

My girlfriend’s EX..

He got drunk..they had an fight..She called a cab for herself..I thought he left after she did..

The next morning my Honey heard a strange sound coming from the spare bedroom..Mr. Drunk went in there.. closed the door and slept it off..

So glad Honey was home..I may have gone in the room with the noise(snoring)

with my big old kitchen knife!!